Big Lewbowski Quotes The Rug The Dude and the second rug The Rug is a mentioned decorative oriental rug in the The Dude's living room. It appears in two forms, the original and the one taken from The Big Lebowski's house. It really tied the room together. They talk about carpet cleaning . Quotes "Not on the rug, man!" — The Dude "It really tied the room together." — The Dude "It went OK, the old man told me to take any rug in the house." — The Dude "Mister Lebowski, my name is Maude Lebowski, I'm the one who stole your rug." — Maude Lebowski "All the dude ever wanted was his rug back, man. It really tied the room together." — The Dude "Did I pee on your rug? Did I urinate on your rug? So every time I, just want to understand this, sir, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the-" — The Big Lebowski Best 26 Battlestar Galactica Quotes 1- Adama: Earth is